"Sure, sure," said Thumm in a trembling voice. A thousand dollars! Tears of joy gathered in his stony eyes. These were lean days. A thousand dollars for keeping a skinny envelope in his safe!"Second," and the man went swiftly to the door, "if I should fail to call on a twentieth, you must not open the envelope except in the presence of Mr. Drury Lane."
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
Drury Lane's Last Case
Thursday, June 18, 2026
Quoting Walt Whitman
Tears! Tears! Tears!In the night, in solitude, tears.On the white shore dripping, dripping, suck'd in by the sand,Tears, not a star shining, dark and desolate,Moist tears, from the eyes of a muffled head;O who is that ghost? that form in the dark, with tears?What shapeless lump is that, bent, crouch'd there on the sand?Streaming tears, sobbing tears, throes, choked with wild cries,O storm, embodied, rising, careering with swift steps along the beach!O wild and dismal night storm, with wind--O belching and desperate!O shade so sedate and decorous by day, with calm countenance and regulated pace,But away at night as you fly, none looking--O then the unloosen'd ocean,Of tears, tears, tears!
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
May Wrapup
Poetry Department
Richard Howard/No Traveller
From 1989, one of Howard's best collections. It opens with a wonderful sequence of imagined letters, set in 1953. Two young gay men, frenemies, are in Paris and they're both writing to somebody Roderick, back home in the U.S. Ivo is gossipy and tart; his great moment is when he sees the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, Edward and and Wallis Simpson. Richard is more serious; he spies the poet Wallace Stevens, and insinuates himself as Stevens' guide to Paris.
Mephistopheles: "I am the spirit that negates."
Monday, June 15, 2026
Leonie Swann's Three Bags Full
George Glenn, an Irish shepherd, has been found dead in his pasturage with a spade driven through his chest. Miss Maple, the cleverest sheep in Glennkill, and possibly the world, says, "I think we ought to find out what kind of human. We owe old George that. If a fierce dog took one of our lambs he always tried to find the culprit. Anyway, he was our shepherd. No one had a right to stick a spade in him. That's wolfish behavior."
Turns out there's a suitable list of suspects: an earlier unsolved murder in the village, the drug trade passing through since Glennkill is on the coast, George had a complicated love life. The elements of a decent mystery story are there.
The gimmick, of course, is the sheep, and when I got the book from the library, I wasn't entirely sure I was going to read it. There are a number of ways it could have veered off into ridiculousness. But it does pretty well. The sheep still feel sheep-like, and the different point of view is fun. In fact, if you were looking for an easy-reading, but pretty perfect example of defamiliarization, this would do nicely.
The sheep also fill the Watson role in an interesting way. Watson sees and fails to understand; it's important to keep the story hidden; the sheep, who live with humans, see them pretty closely and quite often fail to understand the things humans do. (How can they not smell that!)
It's my visit to Ireland for the year...
...but the novel orignally came out in German in 2005, and was translated by the late, great Anthea Bell. I'm not sure now where I saw mention of the book, but there's a movie version just come out titled The Sheep Detectives, so I'm sure it had something to do with that.
Thursday, June 11, 2026
More Weather
#315
He fumbles at your SoulAs Players at the KeysBefore they drop full Music on --He stuns you by degrees --Prepares your brittle NatureFor the Ethereal BlowBy fainter Hammers -- further heard --Then nearer -- Then so slow --Your Breath has time to straighten --Your Brain -- to bubble Cool --Deals -- One -- imperial -- Thunderbolt --That scalps your naked Soul --When Winds take Forests in their Paws --The Universe -- is still --
Thursday, June 4, 2026
The Wind
#316
The Wind didn't come from the Orchard -- today --Further than that ---Nor stop to play with the Hay --Nor joggle a Hat --He's a transitive Fellow -- very --Rely on that --If He leave a Bur at the DoorWe know He has climbed a Fir --But the Fir is Where -- Declare --Were you ever there?If He brings Odors of Clovers --And that is His business -- not Ours --Then He has been with the Mowers --Whetting away the HoursTo sweet pauses of Hay --His Way -- of a June Day --If He fling Sand, and Pebble --Little Boys Hats -- and Stubble --With an occasional Steeple --And a hoarse "Get out of the way, I say,"Who'd be the fool to stay?Would you -- Say --Would you be the fool to stay?









