'In this shite-house of a country even the lunatics are fascist.'
'...all she ever bought were the Planeta prizewinners, and you know what they're like.' 
'I hailed a taxi I had spotted, jumped in and told the driver,"Follow those two cars. I'm from the secret police.""So am I," he said. "Which branch?""Drugs," I improvised. "How is the wage bargaining going?""Badly, as usual," grumbled the bogus taxi driver. "We'll see what happens at these elections. I'm going to vote Felipe González: what about you?""Whoever my bosses tell me to." 
'Seeing a dentist weep so despairingly was strangely moving.'