Pangloss' Song:
A comic-opera lyric
I
Dear boy, you will not hear me speak
With sorrow or with rancor
Of what has paled my rosy cheek
And blasted it with canker;
'Twas Love, great Love, that did the deed
Through Nature's gentle laws,
And how should ill effects proceed
From so divine a cause?
Sweet honey comes from bees that sting,
As you are well aware
To one adept in reasoning
Whatever pains disease may bring
Are but the tangy seasoning
To Love's delicious fare.
II
Columbus and his men, they say,
Conveyed the virus hither
Whereby my features rot away
And vital powers wither;
Yet had they not traversed the seas
And come infected back,
Why, think of all the luxuries
That modern life would lack!
All bitter things conduce to sweet,
As this example shows;
Without the little spirochete
We'd have no chocolate to eat,
Nor would tobacco's fragrance greet
The European nose.
III
Each nation guards its native land
With cannons and with sentry,
Inspectors look for contraband
At every port of entry,
Yet nothing can prevent the spread
Of love's divine disease:
It rounds the world from bed to bed
As pretty as you please.
Men worship Venus everywhere,
As plainly may be seen;
The decorations which I bear
Are nobler than the Croix de Guerre,
And gained in service of our fair
And universal Queen.
-Richard Wilbur
Somehow it seemed time for a little light verse, even if it's verse in celebration (?) of syphilis.
Richard Wilbur wrote this for Leonard Bernstein's
operetta Candide, the first version of which was performed in 1956. This song for Dr. Pangloss (he was the young Candide's tutor) didn't make it into the operetta--I suspect Bernstein thought it would be too hard to sing and so didn't write music for it--but did make it into subsequent volumes of Richard Wilbur's poetry. But the majority of the lyrics in the operetta were by Richard Wilbur, including its most famous song, 'Glitter and Be Gay', sung by Cunegonde.